My Weekly Meltdown -2014.47

Am I the only woman alive who never knows the date she last started her cycle? This question is like final jeopardy after a night of heavy drinking.

And why do I get asked this every time I go to the doctor? I mean, I get it for trying to calculate how far along a pregnancy might be or the date of ovulation but, why does my dermatologist need to know?

I'm not gonna lie, until recently (when it made sense to me that it might actually matter) I GUESSED. Horribly guessed. I said 'I don't know' once and the nurse looked at me like I told her I ate a bowl full of spiders for breakfast. 

Now, thank goodness, there's an app for that. Problem is-- I never check it before my appointment and I'm a good patient so my phone is tucked so far away it might as well be on Mars.  Still never know when my last period started.  

Let's talk about melts instead.

Faves from above: (CFTKR - coconut strawberry cake, CFTKR - jelly filled sugar cookie)

Melted but not pictured - highlighted are faves:

Butterfly Lane - pumpkin apple butter
CBV - pumpkin pecan waffles 
CBV - raspberry zingr
CBV - pumpkin cupcake
CFTKR - blackberry marmalade
CFTKR - brown sugared truffle pie
CFTKR - vanilla noel fluff
CFTKR - orange soda pop *gift
FP - serendipity lychee & marshmallows
FP - lemon cookies
FP - fruity loop birthday cake
FP - loopy serendipity
Glitterati - plumberry
Glitterati - pretty in pink 
HHS - absolutely fabulous cake 
LSC - coconut marshmallow latte
KK - baked wildberry bread
RG - pumpkin pie frosted pumpkin *gift*
RG - cool beans
RG - orange revival and baked zucchini bread *gift*
Scentsy - french kiss
Shayz - pistachio macaroon
Shayz - doodle cookies
Shayz - pound cake
Shayz - praline pound cake
SMT - cotton candy watermelon orange sherbet 
SMT - raspberry lemonade
SCS - vanilla bean noel sweet pea
Sweet Fixations - fruit slices
Wilmas - kettle zucchini

Weekly State of Affairs:

Pending orders:

     Rosegirls - sampler - (10/18) 

     SMT (10/25)

     Streetman Co. Store (11/7) - arrived 11/24

     Beezy-Tarts (11/11)

     Enchanted Candle Co. (11/23)

Watched:

    Million Dollar Arm
    The Fluffy Movie
    22 Jump Street

     

Last Week's Erin Condren:

Perfume of the Day:

{1. Lush - Twilight 2. Shea Moisture - raw shea butter}

I'm having a little freak out because Lush is no longer selling perfume online or in stores (in California). Some stupid alcohol content law. Who's drinking this stuff! Twilight is my soulmate. Sometimes, Lush will bring it back during the holidays but this perfume ban is making me twitchy, despite the store employee telling me the ban is temporary. She better be right, I'm one Angry Angela away from YouTubing about her lying right to my face.

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Are you like me and stuck in a few messy places? Let's learn the lesson and move on: